2014-09-07 - 4:07 a.m.

oh. hello there. good to see you. it's been quite some time, hasn't it? i hope you've been well.

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fuck you.

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i was thinking about something insightful and deep, but i'm a little stoned and still a little drunk. oh well. sucks for you. your life could have been opened by such wise and meaningful musings, but now you're just reading crap.

sucks for you.

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i've been meaning to update for quite some time now. there were a few months after the last entry that i didn't care much for getting online and writing anything out like it was important, but lately the feelin' has been creeping back.

a lot of stuff has happened since we last met, dear reader(shithead), but i'm too tired and lazy to type it all out right now. here's the gist: shannon (my girlfriend) and i broke up last year around october. we lived together until around the beginning of december still. i slept around a couple times after she moved out, and then eventually got together with a psycho hose beast for a period of time, which i was still a bad boy during this time, and a couple months ago broke up with said psycho hose beast, who went psycho, and have been dealing with that for the rest of the time since the breakup. i got a job, it's a job, funny but pretty tedious, and i still haven't graduated from school despite having done everything needed to earn a degree besides apply for the paper. it's stupid, i know.

yeah, that's the short of it. all you're going to get. just the tip. maybe if i wasn't so drunk i could maintain an erection instead of just holding it so that half is hard and you could get the full effect. alas, booze is more dear to me than your own satisfaction.

so go fuck yourself.

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i love you. ============================================================= oh yeah, one more thing i forgot. last night, fuckin' UNCLE FUCKING BOB liked my facebook status. i about shit myself. that really is a monumental moment in life for me. you guys. okay, that's it.

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